“I don’t want to be a sweetheart. I want to be the fucking love of your life.”
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Americanah (via kvvvte)
My vows are going to be, “I hate almost everything in the world, but you are that one thing that I can kind of tolerate.”
what if a ghost is in love with me and is using its powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot
The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all knew that we would have to list extracurriculars on our college applications, and you could make yourself look more impressive by putting “co-captain” without specifying how many other captains the team had or how a member becomes a captain.
That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious.