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Ali Elizabeth. 20. Christopher Newport University. Equestrian.

literaryvariation:

werethatgeneration:

We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware

This is everything I stand for.

“if she mentions it more than once, it’s bothering her.”

chillaxbitch  (via hefuckin)

“I don’t want to be a sweetheart. I want to be the fucking love of your life.”

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Americanah (via kvvvte)

stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

fullmetalstupid:

My vows are going to be, “I hate almost everything in the world, but you are that one thing that I can kind of tolerate.”

neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

10knotes:

What even are cats?

WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

meowsallday:

HEYHEYHEY THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT

coffeedential:

what if a ghost is in love with me and is using its powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot

raptorific:

The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all knew that we would have to list extracurriculars on our college applications, and you could make yourself look more impressive by putting “co-captain” without specifying how many other captains the team had or how a member becomes a captain. 

skcolicity:

meretricula:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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LOL yaaass

kit-kat-sb:

iraffiruse:

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

unfreezes:

That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious.